@HelloFresh will excitedly announce that a surprise was added to my account but really it's just them reminding me I can give my friend a box. So it's 1) not a surprise and 2) not for me lol
I play this really fun game with myself now where I ask if my reaction to something is just from my awful work trauma or if the fear is warranted. Absolutely delightful.
@AJRBrothers, you were my top artist for the third year in a row on @SpotifyUSA and you held all of my top 5 song spots. So @CalebHardy8 made it a meme.
Thanks, Modernize Home Services, for spam calling me three times a day. Your best one, though, is the voicemail I got of your employee yawning before the auto recording played π€£
I would like to shoutout the kid next to me during the #AcrossTheSpiderVerseβ―β―β― movie who kept shouting "emotional damage!"
I love this tiktok generation
@HDCares just had to wait a glorious 40 minutes for a curbside pickup order for my new lawn mower before I just went in myself and they hadn't even realized I had checked in on the app.