Brian 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Absolute carelessness, irresponsibility and unscientific empiricism.

[Brian 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @brianormiston]

@jmc2016 This is the algorithm I built

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@PeterTwinklage uncontained Ebola running through Folsom is certainly a mood

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@micah_erfan What happened in Missouri? Usually they’re first to race to the bottom

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@dog_rates

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@jared_shult I love that you’re getting all of our weather in three days. Welcome to spring in Washington

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@gtconway3d for Deez Nuts

[Brian 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @brianormiston]

@cmclymer And one more thing, an event like the Met Gala employs thousands of artisans around the world and in New York in tailoring, sewing, beading, hair, make-up, set decoration, flower arrangement, cooking, catering, bar tending, etc. All jobs that can't be easily replaced by AI

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@mattxiv They're crazy. Fuck them.

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@RonFilipkowski Tens and tens of fans. Huge

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@TheRickWilson Can’t be higher than 100%. Which it is.

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@brim006 My grandparents lived in Flaxville and their families were from Bowbells. I did that drive too many times as a kid. Worst summer vacations ever.

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@TheRickWilson Shh, he’s about to sing “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina“

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@p41697538 @AndrewSolender Orcas and sharks

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@fakedansavage @911Scotterz And a cigarette

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@JoyceCarolOates South Carolina has a chance to do the funniest thing since the Civil War...

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@mehdirhasan I feel like the floor for JD is even lower. Looking forward to him finding it.

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@TwinkTheory Ugh, she was a nasty piece of work

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@TomZohar The way I had to go check my lurker alt so fast. It’s still there but now I’m worried for its future

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@TwinkTheory I guess you can say anything on Twitter except w***** trash. Interesting

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@mass_ave There’s a boy here to see Fawn