pankey

super nerd

[pankey @brianpankey]

The new Tesla highway fsd sucks. It drives too close to the car in front, it never stays at the speed limit you set, hurry standard and calm are dumb options and it waits until 0.5 miles from the exit to move over to take an off ramp. Even changing into far left lane 1 mile out.

[pankey @brianpankey]

the one time i turn on netflix after paying their multiple price increases but watching nothing for years and it dont even work. wtf

[pankey @brianpankey]

@yokley_jonathan @Tesla Hit the person icon at the top right

[pankey @brianpankey]

TikTok dms are insane what they flag. How is this a violation @tiktok_us? Friend sent me some crypto scam bs earlier and I replied saying "that's a scam" and somehow that was also a violation...???

[pankey @brianpankey]

Charging for 45 minutes or anytime more than 15 minutes really is a colossal waste of time on a long trip. @elonmusk we need an advanced road trip mode work abrp features so it's true set it and forget it

[pankey @brianpankey]

5g ultra capacity

[pankey @brianpankey]

@UgreenOfficial when is the knowledge center going to be up for the nasyncs? Docker seems very early right now and not quite full production ready yet on my dx6800 or whatever the 6 bay nas is called

[pankey @brianpankey]

@HPSupport Sure is. The price went back up to $1800 😑. This happens every week though. Price drops on the product page but in the cart it's still full price.

[pankey @brianpankey]

Why does @HP website do this. 2nd week in a row (last week was $749) but in the cart it's full price still. In every browser on every device I try

[pankey @brianpankey]

@HPSupport @HP I know this is automated but c'mon bruh. It's your website, not a product I need have and need help with.

[pankey @brianpankey]

@ATT @StreamOnMax EVERY MONTH have to go through this game. if max streaming is included for "free" why is it so impossible for it to ever link up and why does it unlink every. single. month.

[pankey @brianpankey]

More companies need to take accountability for their slipups. TAKE NOTES. Love dbrand

[dbrand @dbrand]

Well that escalated quickly.

1. Yes - we made fun of a guy's name. It was a huge fumble.

2. We apologized to him directly and offered him $10,000 as a gesture of goodwill.

3. We've been poking fun at customers on social media for over a decade now. We're not going to stop, but maybe next time you'll be the one who gets $10,000.

[dbrand @dbrand]

Well that escalated quickly.

1. Yes - we made fun of a guy's name. It was a huge fumble.

2. We apologized to him directly and offered him $10,000 as a gesture of goodwill.

3. We've been poking fun at customers on social media for over a decade now. We're not going to stop, but maybe next time you'll be the one who gets $10,000.

[pankey @brianpankey]

this is funny @DreamHostCare it's never been any code misconfigurations on my part

[pankey @brianpankey]

@Greg_Lester @DreamHost @DreamHostCare @dhstatus I'm giving up on them. I've had their service since 2007 and in the last few months and specifically weeks it's all gone to crap. even their vps is insanely slow compared to other shared hosts.

[pankey @brianpankey]

Down again this morning for 30 minutes... How is this going down on the daily this is wild

[pankey @brianpankey]

dreamhost: "we have a 100% uptime guarantee!"
also dreamhost: ALL of your websites are down 6 times this month so far. sorry! @DreamHost what's going on here plz

[pankey @brianpankey]

@wholemars Are the cameras coming pre-calibrated?

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Tesla: "Our self driving is a Level 2"
Government: "Tesla self driving is a Level 2"
Jerry: "Tesla self driving is a Level 2"

Tesla Stans: "Its actually a Level 5 and I drive with my eyes closed all the time."

[pankey @brianpankey]

@elonmusk Shift F10, oobe\bypassnro