Brian Monaghan

mayonnaise enthusiast

[Brian Monaghan @brianpmonaghan]

Me with opposing counsel’s brief

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

see you there 🧡💙

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

Me finding out that the legal AI startups that said lawyers would be replaced by AI get replaced by AI first

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

MATTHEW SCHAEFER IS THE 2026 CALDER MEMORIAL TROPHY WINNER.

Read more: https://t.co/RuEg56HGFY

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@ndySanz @MikeBartner Ok this is funny. But it would actually be an insane line. I mean….McDavid could play with beer leavers and it would be insane.

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@StillBeLeaf @CoachSchaef @MapleLeafs @NYIslanders It’s been an insane fade in the last season for the Loafs. Then again, this season has been a rough fade for the Isles….

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@PeterPiperReady Yes, but if you’re doing that, in the same summer you should trade Bo Horvat and Mat Barzal to Edmonton for Connor McDavid and Leon Draisitl.

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@steve02760737 @stefen_rosner Doug Weight did not give a shit about defensive structure

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@IslesDen @DynoDangle @PeterPiperReady Yes, it’s a good thing Martin St, Louis realized he was too short for the game and just stopped his foolish idea of playing hockey as a short guy

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@nicolefshirman How cool it is to see these two unleashed, together. They are going to be a real treat when they graduate to the big club.

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Been there bro

[Shane Parrish @shaneparrish]

The lawyer in the trial against John D. Rockefeller slipped up and asked him about the "Southern Improvement Co." when they meant to say "South Improvement Co."

Rockefeller, talking about this moment years later, says:

"I never undertake to instruct the man who asks me questions."

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@johnypajamas @omegawud @oldhockeycards Greisser would like a word

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@JudgeDillard @saniyafatma1278 @HoodElleWoods Judge, I’ve got some news for you….

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@ColiseumNassau @IslesDen OT Schaefer buries it

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@ColiseumNassau @IslesDen We winning Saturday

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@91Butch @ThatDeanerDude Butchie showing us he’s getting pretty adept with AI tools!!!

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This is on point

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

Going up against pro se litigants who use AI

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Lawyers on email vs lawyers in person

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@ajb9465 @MikeBartner @IslesHouse We should absolutely continue to build around Horvat, who is a beast. He’s awesome. And Anders Lee should remain the captain. Switching captains for no reason would be just shooting yourself in the foot.

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@ajb9465 @MikeBartner @IslesHouse There is a 100% chance Lee returns next season.

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@AnthonyNation96 @stefen_rosner It was a good trade