Brian Rockvam

Author of Seaside Summer

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

*thinks about those people on FB who capitalized the 1st letter of every word in their statuses & captions*

*gags*

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

Hey Twitter, I'm back! This is now my author page, currently dedicated to the release of my new book #Seaside #Summer! Spread the word! Book teaser trailer coming soon!! #ChildrensBooks #KidLit #KidsBooks #EarlyReaders #ReadYourWorld #IndieAuthors #MustRead #Westcoast #Poetry

[Bo Horvat @BoHorvat]

#BellLetsTalk

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

For every tweet and retweet with #BellLetsTalk today, 5¢ goes to mental health initiatives. So, let’s see how many retweets we can get.

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

@girls can be so rude ☹️

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

My last name, telling her to add me on FB if it was indeed the same girl. If not, “well this is awkward”. I just received a FB DM from the UberEats girl...not the same girl (though she got a kick out of it)...the search continues...

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

This girl came into my work last night. British, beautiful, funny. We chatted briefly, exchanged first names. She said she’d return, but that was all. Today, someone with the same name ordered off UberEats. In the off chance it was her, I included a napkin with a short message..

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

@chrissyteigen when there’s no toilet in your bathroom and you’ve already started releasing https://t.co/4KF7Resb6L

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(908): I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

@wheelingprobs @drockvam9

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

@Toakleyy Business partners 🤝

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

@Toakleyy And for dessert: Lil Biscotti

[Brian Rockvam @brianrockvam]

@Toakleyy Cardi B(eef): a beef burger with chez

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[Goes back in time to visit myself as a child]
"Hi. I'm you, but from the future"
"Oh, do...do you have a warning for me?"
"Not really. Donald Trump is president and everyone's eating Tide pods. Can I crash here for a few months?"

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Larry Nassar, the former USA Gymnastics and Michigan State doctor, has been sentenced to 40 to 175 years in prison for sexually assaulting athletes under his care. https://t.co/oARKXknlQt

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

if i could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, i would. i am very lonely

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i think one of lifes goals isnt to gain acceptance from others but to be a outsider that peopel want around