Brian Sirois

[himbo in training @jelle_deh]

god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament

[🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷johnny🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @notthechips]

the W in George W Bush stands for Woke

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Scrolling past this because I don't have capacity

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My doctor said if there's a good song on when you're smoking a cigarette then it's not bad for you

[weho grim reaper @bythering]

they called this grown lady belly

[Matthew Fey @FeyMatthew]

@ditzkoff

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

BREAKING: Iran has suspended U.S. talks and cancelled its Switzerland trip, citing Israeli strikes on Lebanon as a breach of the agreement.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cate Blanchett will serve as a Professor of Contemporary Theatre at Oxford University’s St. Catherine’s College for the 2026–27 academic year.

(https://t.co/skZwZKz6Yu)

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.

Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.

[Elle Lookbook @EvaLovesDesign]

How to make a strawberry lobster
🍓🦞

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Looks like Israel has gone to work.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

this is horrifying

[Brian Sirois @BrianSirois]

@Cameeronns I walked by a Zumiez the other day and it was full of this kind of style. Y2K designers like Ed Hardy, Empyre, Affliction, South Pole.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The shot of everyone holding up the pickles is genuine art

[ri @rielfication]

that jaw implant about to get repossessed

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.