covering my a**

the existential equivalent of pink eye

[b @wwxwashere]

show me the tumblr post that altered your brain’s chemistry

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

Your mothers’ and grandmothers’ lives do not revolve around your existence. They have experiences from before you existed that they wouldn’t trade for an extra ten years with you, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Go have your own diva

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

an underdiscussed aspect of modern capitalism is that most low-wage jobs tightly regulate what you're doing at all times while you're on the clock and most high-wage jobs consist of hours of unstructured time in front of the computer during which you can do whatever

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[covering my a** @makailaaa]

it’s absolutely a wild time to live in Boston

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Hey, I need y'all to hit mute on the TV for 30 seconds and watch a clip of the most Scottish people I've ever seen coming into Boston.

[robin 🐈‍⬛ @sillycreaturehq]

the most sinister, hopeless backroom in boston

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

I made a quick map showing college education by state. Four-year degrees are really not *that* common, at least not as much as people assume.

Only 11 states are ≥40%, and just one, Massachusetts, has a majority.

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

for a while there every band was called stuff like teen jeans and mom dad

[covering my a** @makailaaa]

@tyjnick @angelato__ first date at the foreclosure mini golf hole in somerville??

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

they should walk down the aisle here

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can just say things, it doesn't even need to make sense. my barista told me she's upping her sertraline dose and I said "that's so art deco" and she agreed.

[trin @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[teddy ౨ৎ @pcherspride]

my ex is actually soooo sweet for ruining everything just in time for me to relate to the new olivia rodrigo album

[sabunny @mama_moons]

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

[Ysla ᥫ᭡ @yslariah]

getting the random wave of self respect in between crashouts over a man

[Ethan ☆ @safetypinhrt]

The people yearn for another Punk Goes Pop album…. it’s me. I’m people.