Brian Cloughley

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[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@davehendon @kendoherty1997 Greetings from Malmö! The highlight of Judgement Day has been Dominic Dale's face when Rob Walker mentioned his 'future father-in-law'. I don't think Dominic's ready to pop the question quite yet! Come on Scott Donaldson!

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@ChrChristensen Surely this is a rolling headline - if you'd paused it a second earlier it would likely have said 'Guilty of sexual assault'.

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@jamesyorkston @APAWhatsOn @Summerhallery @ccfest @TheJazzCafe @future_yard @Ronnells @yes_mcr @thetradesclub @EatYourOwnEars @LouisianaBris Tremendous, can't wait to to see you in Malmö.

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@pj_barron Congratulations dude! Hope you and all your loved ones are well!

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@FootballCliches MOTD 2, Steve Wilson talked of a 'waity pause' for a VAR decision (4 minute into the programme). Or maybe it was a weighty pause. But waity pause is better, isn't it?

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

I have two tickets for the @superfifer show in Peebles tonight...get in touch if you're interested @kathrynjoseph_ @jeffreylewisand @JosieLong @jamesyorkston were all great in St Andrews last night

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@superfifer Due to unprecedented idiocy, I've managed to book tickets for the @jeffreylewisand @jamesyorkston @kathrynjoseph_ @JosieLong show in Peebles on Saturday instead of the one in St Andrews tonight. I don't suppose anyone wants to swap or has any other solution?

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

Due to unprecedented idiocy, I've managed to book tickets for the @jeffreylewisand @jamesyorkston @kathrynjoseph_ @JosieLong show in Peebles on Saturday instead of the one in St Andrews tomorrow. I don't suppose anyone wants to swap?

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@CatJREdwards Sorry, that's actually not true. The £1.68 was a commemorative stamp that came out last year. Please forgive the mansplaining.

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@CatJREdwards Those are old stamps - someone probably got a job lot on EBay for less than their face value. Though I don't know what the point of a £1.68 stamp is (to not answer your question :).

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@JohnRiofender @demarionunn @gordonmaloney Me too. This is some Mandela effect stuff going on

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@FootballCliches You've got to mention Ron Atkinson. He didn't just redefine the co-comms role but redefined chunks of the English language. Early doors, lollipops, full gun. Also a trailblazer in being (rightfully) cancelled in the days before cancel culture

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@FootballCliches Tiniest was when Keys and Grey flipped because of Jon 'Mossy' Moss's personalised boots. Nothing's more ubiquitous in football than tracksuits with your initials on, but boots? Referees? Nicknames? Completely different

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@MundialMag Just like how he absolutely flattened his ex-girlfriend

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@DaftLimmy Get it right upye

[Brian Cloughley @briansurgery]

@MikeBubbins @fmwales Smoking bans, speed limits, drivers licenses, taxes, jail sentances for drunk driving, etc. There are dozens of restrictions around these activities, especially when they endanger others. Why would COVID be treated differently?

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@omid9 That's not really what happened though. 5 second videos can be deceptive https://t.co/LojIftXkEl

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@sdavidmiller @parabasis 3 semi-finalists from the first 8 tracks! Out of 69!

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@Richard_Orange It is odd, yeah. Paolo Roberto's a big story, but still...

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@Richard_Orange That's a good one, very interesting numbers