Brian Wolf

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[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

Just listened to @JamesBlunt The Afterlove. His music is finally almost as good as his Twitter posts. Bravo.

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@EricaEhm Spending a massive amount of time with my kids. Between online learning, lockdowns, working from home, and all the other craziness, I got to be around my daughter and son more than any other year. That’s a win.

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@EricaEhm I don’t have anything clever to say to motivate you. But here is a picture of our family’s puppy. His name is Winston and he gets me pretty hyped up every day. Lol. Have an awesome day!

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@JamesBlunt Are any of y’all gonna be singing during any of those 3 options? Because that’ll affect my decisions.

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

I know I’m biased because Mr. Magoo is my little buddy, but this is the best #dollypartonchallenge out there. 😂❤️😂

[Sydneyrella @LoveMahalHappy]

just in case you’re having a bad day, enjoy this video of my sister realizing that we don’t live inside the earth 💀

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@Maaouad @cavs Hahaha. This is gold.

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@JamesBlunt music is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and then realizing it's chocolate chip, and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible. 🙂

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@_gracellen @Epechin26 We have chosen you @_gracellen as our new head of Dadbod public relations - globally. 🙂

[grace fisher @_gracellen]

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

I wish the NETFLIX menu was setup like the inside of a BLOCKBUSTER store. #oldschool

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

People are complaining about Facebook privacy after willingly sharing where they live, where they work, checking in at every restaurant they've been to, updating their relationship status every season, and posting 87 pics of their ass for 5000 of their closest friends. SMH.

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

@LC_rm101 @lclightmilton @Jimpe47 @eye_you That's my boy! 🙂

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

Going grocery shopping with your kids should be a challenge on Fear Factor. #fearfactor

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

Once you spend enough time with them, you realize ALL DOGS are therapy dogs. #alldogsaretherapydogs

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

The H in "DIET" stands for happiness. #dietssuck

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

You know what? Nutella is overrated. I'd rather have peanut butter. Who's with me? #overrated

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

I tried cauliflower pizza for the first time. Tasted just like regular pizza, but with 100% less joy. #itsnotrealpizza

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

Saying "I know you are but what am I" was such a power move in elementary school. #iknowyouarebutwhatami

[Brian Wolf @brianwolf99]

The crowd singing O Canada at BMO Field just gave me chills. 🇨🇦 #TFC