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Super busy minding my own damn business. #LFG

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To whomever leaked the Roe draft: I hope many good things happen to you every single day for the rest of your life. You are a hero.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Come on, Internet. Do your thing.

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@ProjectLincoln What stupid son of a bitch came up with this pantload of a plan?

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@ThomasW54674154 @EricNeneX @JonnyRoot_ Ummmm what @EricNeneX said...👀

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@ThomasW54674154 @CJ_Feher @jaynitx Key word? Trying. He's this generation's P.T. Barnum

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@CalltoActivism She failed to specify who would be responsible for the "one of ours." Very easy mistake to make...

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@simonateba After scrolling and scrolling and scrolling a bit more, it seems we may be a nation of sociopaths.
Screw them tired, poor huddlesld masses yearning to breathe free ammirite??🙄🖕

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@RolandForTexas Louder, @RolandForTexas! There's a right way and a wrong way to accomplish any goal. Respect for humanity, regardless of political party, regardless of immigration status, gender, race, orientation, religion- isn't that a rock bottom, bare minimum for decency? I wish you well sir

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@WHLeavitt Ummm C. Bullshit 🖕 being that it's a parody account 🙄.

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@megynkelly Fuck all the way off. You've shown exactly what kind of filth you're willing to defend. The first and second amendments are still a thing despite the tangerine tyrant's tantrums.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

California Gov. Gavin Newsom reacts to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ being pulled off air:

“Buying and controlling media platforms. Firing commentators. Canceling shows. These aren’t coincidences. It’s coordinated. And it’s dangerous. The @GOP does not believe in free speech. They are censoring you in real time.”

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@WhiteHouse Hey Sparkly, how does that work with all the stuff we need to...I dunno...make stuff?

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@RepMTG Since when is Sesame Street propaganda? Or does that apply to anything that remotely benefits someone who isn't affluent, *christian, and ⚪?
*Lower case intentional because y'all are anything other than Christian

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@Rothmus If that's how it actually worked then sure, maybe you have an argument. But nope. Not even close.

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@Eman856 @SpeakerJohnson Isn't that ultimately the goal? Dumb down the general population so the canyon between have and have not becomes exponentially wider?

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@charliekirk11 Or? You elected a fucking criminal.

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#WokeGrok makes me smile

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@HawleyMO Stop it or just engage in political theater as a co-equal branch of our government does its job for the poor rubes still falling for your nonsense?

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@Lynyrds_Mom @GuntherEagleman @mcuban You've obviously never tried to assist an elderly person without basic technology skills. But bless your heart, you tried

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@elonmusk Or? The judiciary is acting as a coequal branch of our government. It's bonkers how many alleged constitutional originalists suddenly insist on rewrites when they actually look at said document 🙄