Bridget Everett

mom•teacher•lover of 70's music•preds hockey. 🏒💙💛 Dog lover who dreams of being a back-up singer, playing the tambourine.

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@CourtTV Her statement to her children is so fake, it’s all about her. She sniffles but no tears. A complete narcissist if I ever saw one!

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@jenweinsteinesq @CourtTV Yes! Her eyes are dead!

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@DatelineNBC Sebastian Rogers Sumner County TN

[V͎O͎L͎d͎e͎m͎o͎r͎t͎ @vo_ldemort]

DEAR GOD

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@leadnickles @WSMV Ummm it is certainly not at the taxpayers’ expense. Teachers get a limited amount of time off during the school year. Using banked sick days is not an offense worth terminating employment. Teachers put up with more crap than you could ever imagine!

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@BravoTV @peacock 🙄

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@visitmusiccity America

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@BravoWWHL @MeredithMarks0 @bridgeteverett Andy, I think I need to be on your show with Bridget Everett since we share the same name and correct spelling!

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

I just wrote a review on Hudson Stripe Grey Rug https://t.co/lHVPFwk4hP via @yotpo

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@YandR_CBS @TheRealStafford @JoshuaMorrowYR @_Brytni @Seanjuan55 @ChristelAdnana @TheCourtneyHope @MarkGrossman @MyJasonThompson Nick & Phyllis for sure!

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

Ramona is SO fake

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

Sonja is a hoot!

[Franklin Police Department @FranklinTNPD]

Cash reward for info on the 2 men in these photos taken during the brutal beating of a man in a N. Carothers bar Sunday morning | https://t.co/x5uWibjGRs

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@Andy Love you Andy!!

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@WhismanSucks Nah! My life started getting better when I turned 50! You’re still young!

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

I wish they’d get rid of food “best by” dates and just put “poison by” dates instead

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

Moving your puking pet from the rug to the wood floor is the adult equivalent of holding back your friend’s hair in the dorm bathroom.

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

sad.....

[Bridget Everett @bridget_everett]

@theryman Jason Isbel