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this is lowkey the best video i’ve ever seen, tied with julia roberts’ oscar’s acceptance speech

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@aniroooded @ultracrap @danceyrselfdean I’m 35 and I’ve been doing that since 22 I’m still going 🤣

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@pootietangedot @LoDxne Someone tell your mom she should’ve aborted you

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@zoenone0none I do home health with adults and this is one of the biggest perks as a nosy person 🤣

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@hvecmkv @Blackfingers63 @CollectPanda33 I’m ctfu

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@transpontiff Oh yeah that stuff melts paint, one knocked over on a table of mine and stripped it right off

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@LeFeverSax @NathanDeNeptuno It’s just a difficult note to belt in general. Maybe not for her but she is 46 now so it’s overall very impressive

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@Milkie14133832 @salemscrucible Yep! My ex went to therapy and said he felt like he talked about everything. I said “did you tell her you’re suicidal” he said well no……

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@lilfloo But gravity also plays a part so people who have acid reflux are advised to remain upright after eating at sleep at an incline to help keep things down

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@lilfloo There’s a thing called peristalsis, which is where the esophagus has muscles that push the food and liquid down towards your stomach

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@heshidicjudaism It’s pretty easy to just look up a phone number and see what her name is

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@b_l_u_s_h_i_n_g I feel like you def heard it on tv and used it which tbh is amazing 🤣

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@bitchesluvlai @jane_pdx @farnnesse Doesn’t change the fact that we know what it is

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@Lil_louve @mommatofour_ @PBandChelsea $138 but it was $198 🙃🫠

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@xo_ew0 @hosseinisgeckos Mean while Taylor stayed up after her shows signing things by hand

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@psych0garden You could glue another clip to it but not glue that one shut 😂

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@PhilaBCoulter ya this is actually kinda mild

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@arvofart I ate 100mg and went on a plane for 4 hours and didn’t freak out what does that qualify me for

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@pantheressluv One time my friends brought spaghetti in and threw it at the dj because he had a song about the Flying Spaghetti Monster so they tweeted him about it and he said he wanted them to do it so security allowed that and let them bring it lolololol

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@wangs2L @JohnnieGuilbert I just know he snores like a mf