bridget everett

if you want to view paradise simply look around and view it.

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

@kuna_en Still waiting for my refund for my Feb 28th flight.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Senate has passed a bill that would expand health care resources and benefits to veterans exposed to toxic burn pits during their military service https://t.co/YhHQ1P3MqJ

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Sad news. Staff Sgt. Wesley Black passed away Sunday afternoon. Wes dedicated his last days to his wife Laura and son Ronan, family, friends and his Hartford Fire Dept. brethren... and fighting to make sure no other veterans would endure this struggle. Hero.

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

@jonstewart Such an important first episode. I hope the audience that needs to see it does.

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

@Expedia I have been trying to sort out my flight for days. Every day I’m calling and spending hours on the phone. Every day the agent tells me it’s all fine. I have used your site for over 10 years, and I am extremely upset. A flight changed by 20 minutes—that’s it.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The United States must speak out strongly against the violence by government-allied Israeli extremists in East Jerusalem and the West Bank, and make clear that the evictions of Palestinian families must not go forward.

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

@KayeEllen17 Sending you love and strength from Kuwait ❤��

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
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[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[Jason Kint @jason_kint]

Wow. Highly recommend taking 7 minutes away from watching Congress. The British news media perfectly captured today close-up. May all US media request to re-air this. It’s already packaged, impactful and brings clarity to the day. @ReliableSources

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Anyone who voted for this tragic shitty narcissist mess of a president bears responsibility for this debacle today. He has shown you exactly who he was all along. You still supported him. You are complicit in the attempted destruction of the country. You are not a patriot.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Donald Trump has raised more than $200 million in the 30 days *AFTER* the election. He gets to keep 75% of that.

That is why he is going to Georgia. Period.

Television coverage -> speech -> fraud claims -> raises $$$

By Jan 20 Trump will be close to paying off his $400m debt.

[Frank Amari @FrankAmari2]

@realDonaldTrump 2-minutes of pure gold from Sacha Baron Cohen:

“Voltaire was right, “Those who can make you believe absurdities — can make you commit atrocities.”

[Victoria Williams @victoriaw_88]

This is my third book this year! So glad I started down this route.

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

It’s beginning to look a lot like...

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Woke up this morning and noticed a bit more stubble. This always happens to me as I transition to you no who this Christmas.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

He hasn’t Tweeted in 13 hours 👀

Anyone checked on him?

[bridget everett @bridgetcaboose]

Gave myself a trim, catching up on work, trying to have faith. That’s how I’m #Bidenmytime

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine.