b r i d g e t 2, return of the bridget

29 • she/her • 🔞 MDNI • corvid enjoyer • alcohol drinker • from the beautiful country of 🏳️‍⚧️ • in love with @ap33scap3 • mutual only priv @queenbrisket

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hi I'm bridget and I'm looking for 1500 of my closest friends

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@gabbergiirl booooo do it you coward

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@grimblees every day 💖

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

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@grimblees @gabbergiirl hi sorry I second this it's a good idea

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@RaynaOrshine just checked and yeah he does

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I hope he knows how much I adore him

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@purrguava april and I have the same white boy dead middle name

[ScoopPhase 🦬🐂 TRIOS! @Scoop_Phase]

We did it. This was a very expensive gag, please like and share lmao

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@catboyhumper @ap33scap3 I'd do anything for her, especially this 🖤

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april made me provide lighting for her laptop webcam nudes

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@Z33Queen this is so good to hear 🖤 keep it up!

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@clawdkasoda AHHH! 😭

[Bone Daddy 💀 @clawdkasoda]

on my way to give your girl an unforgettable finger blasting

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the tip of my right index finger hurts so bad from cracking open so many beers yesterday

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i guess we're wormposting today

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so sad that blocklist importing & exporting was removed I had over 250k accounts blocked on my old account

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sorry to everyone I forget to text back :( I really don't mean to

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@neekomoding aww ty 💖 come kiss me about it

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@saint_tripod ty🖤

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girl who's had 15 beers