Bridget Walton

tryna be twitter famous

[bre battaglia @battagliabre]

nick jonas really didn’t have to go that hard when he said rEd DrEsSs in the background of burnin up but he did that...he did that for us.

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

“when you start looking at noses, life gets weird” -@camryn_greer

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

if you jump through the window of a parked car, your chance of getting a concussion is high. i know. from experience.

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

one of my goals for 2018 is to become the kind of person who edits their alarms instead of just adding new ones

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@xanmcintosh you’re welcome

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

do you think hibachi chef school is expensive? just trying to have a plan B in case college doesn’t work out.

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

a guy walked past me and his umbrella got stuck in my hair... should i press charges y or n

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

i thought i was an “in shape” person until i put new sheets on a bunk bed.

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@xanmcintosh this explains a lot

[gluten free wanna be @glutenhaha]

thanksgiving was torture if anyone was wondering haha

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@Jstan4224 @xanmcintosh FALSE. go fracking dawgs.

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@xanmcintosh @glutenhaha @chrissyteigen i just found it. it’s actually my life in a twitter account

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@glutenhaha @xanmcintosh literally me

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@Xanman7 agreed

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@Xanman7 college is stirring your coffee every morning with the handle of a makeup brush

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Your breath is checked, for a second, reading this.

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

to the girl who thought pouring chunky chicken soup down the shower drain was a good idea:
you suck

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

when someone creates a gluten & dairy free mozzarella stick I want to be the first to know

[Bridget Walton @bridgetmwalton]

@brookehwalton nothing as romantic as a zamboni ride 😍

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

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