gluten free wanna be

dreaming about bread and pastry

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i’m back bitches.

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even america’s princess knows the truth

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hey look!! it’s a giant cookie!! to bad it would kill me if i ate it haha!

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@a_katherine_ PLEASE

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today i drank a smoothie and later came to discover is contained gluten haha. did they just decide to throw a croissant in the blender or is this a plot to kill me?

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when people tell me to just eat the inside of the sandwich and leave the bread i want to take that bread and shove it in their mouths so they shut up haha

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if i had a nickel for every time someone asks me if i’m gluten free by choice, i’d have enough money to fund research for a cure to gluten allergies. haha.

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@joe_keery do you eat gluten

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@brookehwalton don’t pretend you know me.

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thanksgiving was torture if anyone was wondering haha

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@xanmcintosh if you have to ask, you don’t deserve the answer

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free bread at a restaurant is like locking a drug addict in a crack house haha

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trying to get into the holiday spirit? better just buy some christmas cookies... except for the fact that gluten will kill you haha

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i️ now have a hella ton of characters to talk about gluten with. haha i’m still dead inside

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@ioegreer but did you eat gluten

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his place has great gluten free options!! all you need is a freshly sharpened sword to cute through the chicken haha

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cool scarf.

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just some delicious cookie dough haha it’s the bane of my existence

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@colesprouse pasta is gluten and gluten is what’s wrong with america. that’s what i mean.

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@JohnMayer but not all are gluten free