plan b

i love twitter this time of year

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

study abroad? well first off id never call a woman that

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@sweeetbark thats not on the list

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

they started marking my height on the morts door

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@mallorymalaria read this as i was slipping my comfy lil crocs on..

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Why isn’t the secret service protecting Anthony Edwards right now

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@almostdracula ambien made me think i was playing super mario bros when i was just sitting in silence

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

ambien makes u a communist

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

“then one time me and her got in a car crash so bad her glass eye popped out and we’re all crawling over university ave looking for it”

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

theyre eating me alive at the vavoline 

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@mallorymalaria @monalisa ???????

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

at the lourve like do a money spread bitch im BOORED @monalisa

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

sounded like a s&w smelt like a grape ape

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@mallorymalaria this is goated

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

period came on st patricks day. blood shed of my ancestors. god bless the IRA.

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@sweeetbark omg

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@sweeetbark omg

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

@sweeetbark omg

[;D @sweeetbark]

morts is the mall of america of minneapolis

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

im busy i have my ethical fisting class

[plan b @bridgetsdiaryy]

jimmy johns needs to start putting glue in the bread