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[Bdog @bridunn14]

@NHL_Muse Sven Andreghetto

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Rule changes for the SpaceX $SPCX IPO:

Index providers waived the profitability requirement and cut the seasoning window from 90 days to 5.

This forces over $30 trillion in passive 401k and retirement money to buy SpaceX at IPO valuations.

Bloomberg Intelligence estimates S&P 500 funds must absorb 19% of SpaceX's float within 6 months.

Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 funds will absorb 24%.

The rules built to protect passive investors:

1. S&P 500 has required 12 months of trading and 4 quarters of GAAP profitability since 2002. Both waived.

2. Nasdaq cut its inclusion window from 90 trading days to 15.

3. FTSE Russell cut its to 5.

All three benchmarks are now structured to buy SpaceX at IPO pricing.

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Which captain would you rather have?

[b @biazzarro]

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Take a good look folks.

These are the Minnesota boundary waters. Every Republican senator voted to allow a Chilean billionaire to mine it. The minerals will go to China.

This truly enrages me.
It should you as well.

Fuck, and I mean fuck…
The @GOP 🖕

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…?

A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus

B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families

C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Andrew announces war in Iran

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

If you've ever wondered why American politics have gone completely bananas over the last 10 years, here's why. Citizens United allowed the Epstein class to destroy our democracy.

[Radical Left Receipts @radleftreceipts]

@barstoolsports This wasn't pass interference and this definitely wasn't holding. Blame the refs rather than blame Josh Allen for committing 4 turnovers.

Am I doing this right bills fans?

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

Every time Microsoft or Google employee tweets about "wow AI writes 90% of my code, so amazing".

Don't worry, we've noticed. Good luck with the next layoffs round!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

T-10 until April 2nd.

Nobody on earth knows what tariff rate to expect. No businesses conducting global trade are able to plan right now.

Meanwhile the President of the United States is spending his time shilling his own Shitcoin.

We are increasingly becoming an unserious & unreliable trading partner.

Countries will look elsewhere.

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

I am a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. The president just illegally fired me. This is corruption plain and simple. My full statement:

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

When America invoked Article 5 after 9/11, almost whole world showed up — including Ukraine, a country not even in NATO.

And now? You MAGA fuckers wanna abandon them?

Mark my words — karma’s coming. You’ll be remembered as nothing but traitors wrapped in cheap Chinese flags.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

How the fuck am I agreeing with Mike Pence..

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Jim went to the World Series, Philly lost

Jim went to the Super Bowl, Philly lost

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

DUUUUUDE HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!!!

[Bo Nix @jdb199713]

@spittinchiclets No…. Its a common line change

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Some people would love to have your bad days.