suburban_dad_outdoors

suburban_dad_outdoors on IG for outdoor adventures and fun.

being a dad is hard and severely underrated.

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@billburr hey billy slim-fast, when you go to AZ, check out Queen Creek Olive Mill. It's like and apple orchard/cider mill but for olives and olive oil. Great way to spend part of the day before a show. Take your sun hat you pasty pastry puff

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Oh my gawd! It's raining! Two hour delay- cancel school! Our precious snowflakes will melt in the rain!

And we wonder why the world continues to beat us in every academic metric. Lower the standards, reduce the number of school days. #tps #publicschool #fail #wastedtime

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Here's some bullshit: gas company mandatory annual interior gas line inspection has a 4 hour window (8am -noon) for a 10 minute inspection. I lose half a day of work but still pay a full days worth of gas bill. #toledo #columbiagas

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@clownworld She forgot "cat-mom to four fur-babies"

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@libsoftiktok Greatest parenting fail of all time

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@libsoftiktok Worst. Dad. Ever.

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Leave your fucking dog at home. Why is it in the garage at the oil change place? Clearly it is unhappy in that shitty cage. "Shut up" says the land whale to the pup.
#dogmom #animallover #oilchange #toledo

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@13abc Garbage. What if the perp was a man? Way to go Mandros.

#doublestandard #maketoledoworse #familyfriendly

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@OhioDivWildlife @ohiodnr is it wildlife harassment to feed squirrels (within city limits) the same type of human food that gives you raging diabetes? My neighbors think white bread, stale donuts, old muffins and the like are necessary for squirrel survival.#urbansquirrel #foodie

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

What if we took some of that Ukraine support money and bought a few fire trucks for Canada? Maybe some "compelled forestry management" to go along with their compelled speech?

#CanadianWildfires #blamecanada #smokerscough

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@chrisnodima Give a couple of high fives and keep on keeping on

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@PFLMMA powell

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Why does @HomeDepot even have employees? None of the orange aprons ever know where anything is and you have to ring up your own order! I feel like I get hired, do a great job helping myself, then quit before payday everytime I shop there. #thanksfornothing

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Nothing makes me want to smash a radio more than the 5 min intro of Grizzly Brown telling all the listeners how gross he is. My worst nightmare isn't the classic rock, it's the geriatric mental patient's soliloquy of trash before the Van Halen. #wxkr #forcedretirement

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@cchiare @Hisense_USA I guess I was under the impression that Costco sold a finely curated selection of high value consumer goods and services. WRONG. #ifitstoogoodtobetrue #usealongerhashtag

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

#costco #concierge continues to suck ass. What part of our shit box Hisense TV is a "repairman" going to fix? Is it 1960? Will he bring a tv tube and a 2 button remote? Maybe some rabbit ears? No, some clown is going to try the same bullshit YouTube fix as we did.🤦‍♂️ @Hisense_USA

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Everyone knows you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. But did you know you catch the most flies with a giant pile of dog shit baking in the Ohio sun? The neighbor must be a fly catcher. #shittyneighbor #justpickitup #whenitdrops

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

Someday when I'm old and senile I hope I can live with my son and his family. Then I'm going to scream in his face when he tells me the quesadillas are a little warm and to be careful. #revenge #tantrum

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

How is it that @costco will let you return a dead Xmas tree or 3 potatoes from a 50lb. sack but not a tv that randomly turns off and on. Getting the run around with crappy customer service from the "concierge"? Their stock may be up today but is rapidly falling in my book🤦‍♂️🤬💩

[suburban_dad_outdoors @brienstrancar]

@billburr just got my tickets for Nov. 12! Had me swearing like a bald red headed cunt just to get through the ticketmaster part.