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Living my best life regardless 🥂

[💕 @Beebz05]

Recall Microsoft outlook. How about that??

[Jerry Ragonese @FlowGo37]

this is easily the greatest OOO email i've ever recieved and its not even close

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

We need a pet store that has majority cat items. Because why when I go in most PET stores it’s really a DOG store with ONE row of cat food? The toy isle is shared with the dogs and we have a corner. I’m irritated.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[daeveningglow @InlandCaGuy]

Yep. Every time I ever am booking a vacation and I'm like "hmm this hotel seems good, why only 4.2/5 though?" I read the negative reviews, and it is full of people claiming they were horribly mistreated in ways I have never once experienced anywhere in my life.

[Dangaffa @dan_gaffa]

@shreemastrology

[acervo doguinhos @acervodoguinhos]

já dei tudo de mim pra essa semana e ainda é terça

[aether @bluewdrift]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowwwwwwwwwww.

[Colb @___Colb___]

You try to eat right and make healthy choices and now you’re rewarded with a potential parasitic infection that is insane.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I want a relationship where “Let’s go somewhere this weekend” is a regular sentence

[pierce @piercespears]

I simply cannot imagine being a billionaire, being able to have my wedding anywhere in the world, and choosing Madison Square Garden… 😭😭😭

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Jaesyun @jaesyun]

Me leaving the theater with that bucket

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the outfit you had planned doesn't come out how you wanted and now you are about to be late