Briana Fasone

legal advice elsewhere—not here! my important views on politics and pop culture are mine only.

[Covie @covie_93]

These are the people mad at Dr. Fauci because he told them to wear a mask during a deadly pandemic.

[soph @vampyerlover]

me when I go to the cinema alone

[Louie @DJLouieXIV]

The Odyssey is being a Madonna fan for the last 2 decades, lost at sea, adrift in tsunamis of Swae Lee and Diplo collabs, torn asunder by various horrifying monstrosities ("killers who are partying"), before the sweet relief of washing ashore back home at Confessions II Isle

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[Sugar Puss 0'Shea @FranccesLucca]

Catherine Deneuve.
Jean-Paul Gaultier.

[spenny @spennyxcx]

Lena Dunham calling football gay porn in a room full of nfl players and executives is probably the most positive thing to come from this wedding lmao

[. @plainhateful]

this is donald trump level of attention whore.

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

John and Ginny Sacrimoni have arrived at Madison Square Garden for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding:

[Briana Fasone @brifasone]

Eat the rich

[Page Six @PageSix]

Michael Rubin confirms he ‘didn’t want people to have to choose’ between July 4 bash and Taylor Swift wedding https://t.co/Miztra0DH8

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Millions of dollars to rent out MSG just to get upstaged

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

girl who never went to prom will always have the scariest wedding you’ll ever go to

[𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀 ⟢ @oraebit]

im crying can someone make this into a gif? 😭

[Fearcyz @FearcyzD]

God looking at Moses holding the ten commandments tablet.

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

we need to put a ban on the word camp because what do you mean she's camp, she's literally the most mainstream person ever??? camp isn't just being tacky

[Briana Fasone @brifasone]

@Parisianaes1 Let’s not normalize lack of AC in 100 degree weather

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Briana Fasone @brifasone]

Accurate reflection of how many parents parent today — especially while traveling. We need: parental accountability (and shame!); enforced codes of conduct in public spaces; one adults-only flight per day on major commercial airlines; and an age minimum (16 y) at airport lounges

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Kim Kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the American bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the US that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want