Brianna

Most of my stories end with “and then I cried” (she/her) BLM!!

[Brianna @brifishh]

3 years and 116 scoopie tokens later...
@culvers this is like $600 worth of kids meals

[Brianna @brifishh]

@jarjarbabe Okay but “I bet you fell into her vagina too… for work of course” is fucking iconic

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Hollywood needs to fucking get real with these three hour movies.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[Brianna @brifishh]

@jarjarbabe Why do you have such bad luck with your organs?!

[James @CaucasianJames]

grateful for ducks. always bringing good energy to parks/ponds

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Dear women: 96% of Republicans voted against your legal right to have access to contraceptives and want to pass a national abortion ban. The midterms are in 23 days.

[graham starr @GrahamStarr]

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." https://t.co/CI1WDV17oe

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wish i didn’t love to complain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it. who am i to deny the world my gift

[sweethearted peter 🌱 @nicefriend420]

every errand costs $50 now. they used to cost $20 and then went up a little to like $25 or maybe $40 if it was a fancy errand, but now it’s usually $50 and sometimes $100. what is joe biden plan about my errands

[rachel is cringe @rickit]

babe is everything okay? you've barely touched your pile of hundreds of elaborate projects you start but never finish

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Young Gravy? Like the food? ?? ???.;?

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

the person who let me pass my drivers test deserves jail time for endangering the public

[Hayley McMahon, MSPH, CPH @McMisoprostol]

I am begging y’all to realize we are not going to vote our way out of this. They have nothing. They have been briefed over and over and over by legal experts on alternative actions they could take right now. Today. And they still CHOOSE to do nothing.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Thanks to Republicans, school shootings can now happen DURING thoughts and prayers.

[Willy Blackmore @willyblackmore]

You absolutely should not have to tell your boss at Dick’s Sporting Goods that you need an abortion

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. This will be a thread of corporations that plastered their social media accounts with rainbows for Pride Month

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How much those corporations donated to anti-LGBTQ politicians since 2021

Follow along if interested.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's so rude that my dog isn't allowed to go everywhere with me. He might love musicals or renaissance art or the ballet but now we'll never know!

[@drhonor.bsky.social @drhonor]

You say “deeply rooted in this Nation’s history and tradition” like it’s a good thing.