Brighton Sloan

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If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what is it, and why is it potatoes?

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@starlessgold I’m attracted to every member of this family.

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@BingeWatchThis_ Andrew!

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Just saw Shang-Chi, and my new type is apparently 59 year old men who look 40 years old.

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@SimuLiu Just got back from seeing it for the first time! Truly incredible- absolutely loved it.

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Random thoughts on Loki:
1. God bless the exec that hired a woman to direct this
2. Alligator Loki has made me rethink my opinions on the species
3. The scarlet pimpernel using full Loki powers was something I didn’t know I needed, but absolutely did

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“I hope it’s about the fight and not the first impression rose”
Me too dude. #TheBachelorette

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“I feel like I just met my husband”
Dude is like a 15/10. No wonder.

#TheBachelorette

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Chris Harrison’s face when Clare says she just met her husband.

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If I ever become the bachelorette, bring snacks. #TheBachelorette

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“My friends say I make a terrible first impression”

Definitely follow that statement up with a statistic about eye color. #TheBachelorette

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I’ve stayed at plenty of La Quintas and haven’t found any guys that look like this. #TheBachelorette

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If you have to say “I hope she saw that I was funny”, you may not be as funny as you think. #TheBachelorette

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IVAN. Where did they find him, and can I buy a matching one? #TheBacheloretteABC

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Excuse me sir, your pants don’t cover your ankles. #TheBachelorette

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Who doesn’t love a good attorney pun? #TheBachelorette

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“You’re not going to find love sitting here with me”
Oh, I already have Chris Harrison. #realmvvp #TheBachelorette

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Is it just me, or do these “older” men seem... young? #TheBachelorette

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If we don’t see this damn DVD for Clare’s dad, there will be blood. #TheBachelorette

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What portion of @BacheloretteABC’s budget is spent on lanterns from home goods?