Brig

I have my PhD in knowing everything

[Kelsey Grover @GroverKelsey]

Happy National CPR week people! Now enjoy this nice photo of me saving a random citizens life ❤️🚑🚨

[Lamorne Morris @LamorneMorris]

https://t.co/YzGAn1H46C

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[niomi @82pondview]

(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories

[gumball @gnmball]

babe is everything ok you’ve hardly done anything at all in your whole entire life

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everytime u leave me on read just imagine me in the trunk of a car that was set on fire

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Saying no to the cashier when they ask if I need a bag then proceeding to drop half my shit on the way out

[Brig @brigitt7]

Real ones know Kevin James was the King of Queens before he was the King of Memes.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

The way nickelback talked about being a rockstar was exactly how I thought 8th grade would be

[Brig @brigitt7]

@Starbucks wanna tell me what this is that was in my drink?? Didn’t taste very good :( 10/10 would not pay $7 for again

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Officer I was going 90 cuz I saw a ghost

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

literally me