Briley

Striving to grow from a Twitter bum to Twitter Titan.

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Whole squad going to the optometrist tomorrow

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

What is your plan to help these immigrants find reasonable accommodations? @JoeBiden

[Briley @briley9496]

@taylorahazen Highlight reel of the 2nd place orlando magic

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

Wife: I would prefer not to resort to screens for the kids on the plane.

Me: What??? No one’s gonna give you a medal for reading them books. There are no parenting standards in the sky. I’m mentally prepared to order the toddler a Dewars and apple juice if I have to.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Welcome to Atlanta where we say "Preeshiate it" as a thank you.

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

Final Score

Iowa 75, Auburn 83

#Hawkeyes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Andres Cantor calling the World Cup win for his home country. Chills.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it is time once again. all hail the thanksgiving tube

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

After you cast your vote, don’t forget to take an I Voted Sticker.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Also, take a sticker for voting and put it on your timeline so everyone knows you did your duty.

[will defries @willdefries]

My son, 1, has discovered the word “dog” and it’s all he says now. Everything is dog. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he learned it. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “Had it in me this whole time.”

[Briley @briley9496]

@nickskoneki https://t.co/B2pUNqkPIB

[Briley @briley9496]

@taylorahazen @nickskoneki Nick when we don’t draft Jabari on Thursday

[Briley @briley9496]

@taylorahazen @nickskoneki Nick when we don’t draft Jabari on Thursday

[Briley @briley9496]

@taylorahazen Atlanta Gladiators

[Are Publix Chicken Tender Subs On Sale? @PubSubs_on_sale]

If this gets 500 RTs @Publix has to put Chicken Tender subs on sale.

It’s time to take matters into our own hands.

[Briley @briley9496]

@taylorahazen That warranty gonna expire one day

[Briley @briley9496]

@taylorahazen