bri

how’d you know I have bones? she/her

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today

also me:

[bri @brimolotov]

first presidential election living alone which means I can go truly insane without any witnesses

[bri @brimolotov]

Voted blue down the ticket ✌️

[bri @brimolotov]

I’m not watching anything where the film is watching me back

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paramount has released the first 7 minutes of ‘SMILE 2’ online, but you can only watch it if you smile for the entire time.

🔗: https://t.co/9ZZEJFnlZm

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

“I didn’t want to be pregnant” is actually the only reason a woman needs

[bri @brimolotov]

personally I like how many texts I, a voter in Ohio, have received regarding my ability to make Pennsylvania go blue

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

shouldn’t be a controversial opinion but for the record chappell roan is 100% good enough at what she does to talk all the shit she wants

[bri @brimolotov]

stop focusing on the negative (losing an hour of sunlight this weekend) and start focusing on the positive (gaining an hour of my birthday)

[Ryan Kearney @rp_kearney]

yes, it tells you that she does not want to waste an entire presidential term solely reacting to a daily torrent of horrific things happening instead of having someone in office to whom you can proactively push for making good things happen!!!

[bri @brimolotov]

“why is everyone partying on a Saturday night and not a Thursday” do you hear yourself

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Me, a person who watches horror movies all year round: I am sad Halloween season is almost over, i haven’t watched enough horror movies yet

[bri @brimolotov]

haven’t checked my bank account in a minute. hope everything’s okay in there.

[bri @brimolotov]

watching boohbah tiktoks and waiting for the NyQuil to hit

[bri @brimolotov]

hot take but this person is clearly sharing a personal preference and not an urban design policy so you all can chill on the dunk tweets

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Please stop using your vote as punishment of a political leader or even a political party. you’re not punishing political elites - especially at the presidential level - you’re punishing the most vulnerable among us - and across the world.

[bri @brimolotov]

It is very clear that many people tweeting about politics don’t give a fuck about outcomes and you don’t need to engage with them!!! this tweet is a note to myself

[bri @brimolotov]

“Making the local losers look bad” really sums up most immigration concerns imo

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Love this woman…. 👇🏼

[bri @brimolotov]

I would never slap moo deng but I feel like the sound would be satisfying