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[Blue's Clues]
Steve: Tell me if you see any clues!
*there's a clue*
Kids: A clue, a clue!
Steve: Did you say a shoe?
Kids: No, a clue!
Steve: Did you say clam fondue?
Kids: ...no, a CLUE!
Steve: Did you say Mambo No. 5 singer, Bega comma Lou?
Kids: Jesus fucking christ.
Can’t wait to throw on my push-up bra crop top and high waisted shorts for the carnival tonight. My moms dropping me off I hope she doesn’t notice the water bottle filled with every alcohol she has in the liquor cabinet. Maybe I’ll have my first 5 second makeout
Some guy at the bar was selling flowers and asked me if I wanted some. I said no I think buying flowers for myself would be a very low point. He said the best investment is the one you make in yourself. Ha ha jokes on you guy I don’t even LIKE myself!