Lindsay

[Jay Shelat @jshelat1]

9/11 —> Gerard Way saw attacks —> created My Chemical Romance —> Inspired Stephanie Meyer —> Twilight books/movies —> Inspired EL James —> Fifty Shades of Grey books/movies —> Dakota Johnson goes on Ellen to promote third 50 Shades movie —> Ellen gets cancelled

[Thought Provoking Berserker🇭🇺🇪🇺 ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Okay I'll leave this here.

[em @emilyagain]

no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Flickertail Times @flickertailtime]

Sanford Bismarck has fallen.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Hate to say it but Timmy lacks the Whimsy. He is just not a silly little guy. He doesn’t have silly guy energy.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[alison @alisonlovestv]

cw: pregnancy loss

I live in Alabama, a state with a total abortion ban, and was so overjoyed when I found out I was pregnant last month. I’ve been doing everything right. Stopped caffeine, took my prenatal vitamins, followed every rec. But I started bleeding on Tuesday.🧵

[kemi @kemimarie]

2022 feels like the past 3 years finally wrapped up and idk why but it just feels like a chapter

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes with lots of seats but they’re only available if you’re mean enough to low-level employees.

[Sean Hayes @SeanHayes]

My heart is broken. Leslie Jordan was one of the funniest people I ever had the pleasure of working with. Everyone who ever met him, loved him. There will never be anyone like him. A unique talent with an enormous, caring heart. You will be missed, my dear friend. 😔❤️

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

madonna gently setting the record straight for the kids who think she just makes silly tiktoks