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be best

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

I wonder if the Kingdom Halls of Jehovah’s Witnesses are designed to look like houses because they love to bother everyone else at theirs.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

Okay while lavender and lilac are nice, pastels have had their time. Can we get some dark purple products?

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Movies don’t feature Bela Lugosi meeting a Brooklyn gorilla anymore and that’s why Hollywood is dying

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

Has someone done a lettuce astronaut/ gun/ world meme yet b/c damn it really is all Taylor Farms.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

Batman the animated series made me believe in a formative manner that there’d be a whole Fucking lot more goddamn blimps in my life. But there’s almost no blimps. Every time I see a blimp, I gasp. I shouldn’t have to gasp. Blimp should be around for my life. Where blimp

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

I think this is like a newer helicopter-parent thing anyway? Every single one of my friends who are parents keep tabs on their kids at all times. And they have to impress other parents or something. Seems too much. Maybe it's a good thing I don't have any.🤷🏻‍♀️

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

My Abraham Lincoln standing up is I think it's dumb parents are expected to be at every single game/ activity. Especially nowadays. I don't think you're bad b/c you don't want to watch 500 games a year. Also if I went & watched the play, I shouldn't have to watch it again? Wtf.

[ojuelegba beyoncé @mideolabanji]

lmaooo i’m reminded of this video.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

I'm sure some people my age wish their parents interacted w/ their interests more. I personally liked that my parents couldn't make most of my games, b/c I didn't really want them watching anyway. But like I get that. Show up for some stuff. Why does it have to be all of it?

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

I'm going to start asking people with vehicles that have city names: have they been there? And if not, how dare they drive something bearing its name. Fraud. Faker. Phony. Poser. How can they even live with themselves?

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

Man some people's voices are not made for podcasts.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

@WhiteFunk89 @Criterion When he started talking about Gregg Araki, his hand motion reminded me so much of his dad.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

@joeybagovdonuts "Stop fiddle-fartin' around!" - Mom

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

American Dad! S19 E3

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

Need horror movie recommendations that feel like this

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

@joeybagovdonuts My mom still uses this clock.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

Man it must suck to be famous and one of your costars is telling some insane fun night-out story
absolutely incriminating you. 😂

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

@Chigurh_Crash That is such a fun show.

[BS𓆉 @brismi17]

Dr. Dog. It has a picture of a dog that is a (you guessed it) ...saxophone player

[Scarlett Rose @scarlettzone]

Mine is obvious. Fleetwood Mac