Bristol Croc

Reptile living in Bedminster, Bristol. Like swimming and scaring bus drivers.

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

Coming out of retirement to eat this vile cretin @ultimategrumpy snap, snap, snap. @SkyNewsNaz

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

Somebody call @EamonnHolmes a taxi, and give him a job on kids TV! Awful journalism.I'm getting hungry #EamonnHolmes #JeremyCorbyn #skynews

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@FirstBSA

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@BristolPost @samfmbristol

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

I am coming out of retirement to eat @KTHopkins don't go too close to the water... #bristolcroc is back. Dinner with #katiehopkins @unilad

[Come Dine With Me @ComeDineWithMe]

@bristolcroc PLS RT: Looking for COUPLES for Come Dine With Me in BRISTOL & BATH. To apply email [email protected] NOW!

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@Eleanorbirdy @guardian I'd been laying low for a while.

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@Eleanorbirdy @guardian I'm baaaaaackkkkkkkkk Bristolians......

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@Amarelle_Ltd @DailyMailUK I'm baaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@SarahTrevelyan Agreed

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@BettingPortalUK I saw this too. I was dining on the little goats on the gorge around the corner.

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@Coeurdelion87 @TarnishedPrince @UKIPNCornwall I will be there...

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@stevenotterill @CocoMeliBakery I just think you're an idiot ;)

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@CocoMeliBakery I am going to make a supermarket lasagne out of you my horsey friend! Betting start running Seabiscuit.

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@TeethingBeastie @HuffPostGreen @TheBristolCroc Bloody otters!

[The Brizness @BriznessNews]

#Pancake shaped like the @Bristolcroc? Don't mind if we do http://t.co/Z2RbR07SSs

[UPFEST @Upfest]

On the back of the Bedminster Croc - Artwork by Andrew Colwill ahead of his exhibtion @SquareClifton @bristolcroc

[UPFEST @Upfest]

What the bus driver saw... http://t.co/Ujw5ZklzT0
#MoreThanMeetsTheEye @SquareClifton @bristolcroc

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@Upfest @SquareClifton Beautiful. Kentucky Fried Heron.

[Bristol Croc @bristolcroc]

@simonbellbrizzl @RoryMcMahon76