under achiever

Stuck at zero on the Bristol Scale.

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@octal the best model is to raise your children in a loving home full of cats, such that they would rather die than see a hair on a little one's paw be harmed.

i will die but my sons will care for the little ones.

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@octal I already buy Aspen Fuel for generator and machinery.

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@MerrynSW it was never about the money, it was about upsetting a load of people who don't vote for them. and you know this.

just like a previous labour government found it urgently necessary to open-cast coal in the grounds of stately homes [ https://t.co/BIZsZgY9Lq ]

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@bdunbar bongland has a bk over a highway

https://t.co/cDCHmQp6At

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@AscendedYield You young 'uns had 5

I remember when the 4th one started

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@octal in my experience, my very affectionate cats want to be near their humans in stressful situations

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@AscendedYield the loan might or might not have been needed but the IMF as blame for cuts and a lever to move the left of party with, was sorely needed

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@arekfurt @cyb3rops this will go brilliantly for them, i almost hope they do it.

because if i know autistic nerds, it’ll quickly become seen as unethical to disclose to microsoft

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@shimself @Guard_Amos the japanese did it very effectively - they started charging the families of the deceased

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@felinerespecter such a good kitten

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@SaucercrabZero germany is weird, man

they rent for decades

when you get the place it is BARE af

buying a house means debt and debt is apparently very bad

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@prestonjbyrne @AlecMuffett mods are suuuuuper-lib yookay types. v quick to ban for discussing aspects of uk legal reality they don’t like to think about (eg in written law defending yourself against violent attack in allowed but in practice it is very very illegal)

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@t848m0 i'm all for the labour party not understanding. it's going to burn down, let them thoroughly own it.

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@octal communists aren’t people

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@Philip_DT @psukhopompos fascinated to see eventual bongland brasilia

but maybe it for places that growing, not decaying

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@eigenrobot @DraconianDad @patio11 they are PEP
“politically exposed persons”

as such they are not debanked, but subject to a higher level of scrutiny.

they probably can’t complete signup instantly in-app for anything financial; manual review.

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@RoadworkUK that cx is well sexy

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@psukhopompos is that on a gas station or a food store?

mmmm booze

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@AscendedYield "we have our issues"

i do not believe the uk will retain (if it still has) the ability to project military power 8000 miles away.

the argies only have to be prudent and patient and the islands will fall in to their laps

the fertiliser line is a bit much :-(
poor conscripts

[under achiever @bristolzero]

@CoolChaiQuodi …and never mind stuff like “can i live somewhere where the neighbours will help defend against gangs” and “is there access to water” and other such collapse-of-infrastructure concerns

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@CoolChaiQuodi it’s the bongland ones i find most bleakly hilarious
“saved up £300k to get us to state pension age”

as though the state pension will exist, they won’t have to pay cash for healthcare, their lil’ funds won’t be confiscated.

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