brit brat

when life gives you lemons, throw them at boys.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Forehead foreheading ,Mustache mustaching

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Thea☀️🇵🇸 @0nomatothea]

@MKBHD

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

Pregnancy is a private and personal decision.
It should never require the permission of any politician.

[Madeline Kenney @madkenney]

Warriors coach Steve Kerr gives another emotional plea for gun control after 14 children and one teacher were shot and killed today at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, about 350 miles south of Dallas.

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

My boss: on Friday we are going to wear something to represent our culture

Me: say less

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

@paigemkniola Mell knows he’s the only man I will ever tolerate. I would go find a single best friend and live with her if I ever get a divorce.

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

My husband saying the 2000s Olive Garden Tuscan inspired light fixtures in our new house kitchen “are not that bad”

And I’m like:

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

the night me and my husband fell in love March 2017

[cara @illtake_CARAyou]

me every waking moment: billionaires are the scum of the earth and they need to be eradicated like Jeff Bezos’ hairline

me after finding out that Rihanna is now officially a billionaire: good for her

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

yall know we will stay in masks until everyone is vaccinated, right?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to get vaccinated.

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

get you a husband who stands in front of you while you squat to pee on the street

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

@LeonaLioness6 congrats and keep going. I lost one of my best friends to heroin. It’s not worth losing your life over and leaving the people who care about you to mourn everyday and question what they could have done for you. you should be incredibly proud of yourself. ❤️

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

@pitbull DALEEEE!!!

[Ashby Konchar @Ashby21]

@pitbull one of our dear friends LOVVVVES you. She’s currently battling cancer and is a young mom of 2. I was hoping we could surprise her with a support message from you or something concert tix. Thanks Mr. Worldwide! ❤️

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

best bday present fron @Playmateoftheyr

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

I KNEW @Olivia_Rodrigo was a Pisces.

[brit brat @brit_mitchell]

my 14 year old son is getting the COVID vaccine tomorrow 🥰 I asked him if he wanted it and he said “hell yeah”

mama aint raise no fool!!!!