mama bird.

(she/her) unofficial but very willing Costco travel pants brand ambassador

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

[mama bird. @britbird46]

It’s not like “call pest control” level but I DO feel like I’ve encountered more than a typical number of spiders in my house this summer? Anyone else?

[mama bird. @britbird46]

@igotsoel Noooooo I’m so sorry!

[mama bird. @britbird46]

@smudgesstick 🥹

[mama bird. @britbird46]

I am also extremely sorry how quickly I was able to supply these

[mama bird. @britbird46]

Y’all I live like a quarter mile from the evacuation zone and drive past these houses every day for daycare pickup. This is an INSANE story!!!

[SLCScanner @SLCScanner]

#Video Holladay house found loaded with old dynamite detonated by police early Wednesday morning https://t.co/ARtSSnBsvZ via @GephardtDaily

[mama bird. @britbird46]

@smudgesstick I finally did see Lisa Barlow a few months ago at the mall but I do double takes and think I’m seeing all the housewives everywhere

[mama bird. @britbird46]

@AdamBroud Same! The referral from my primary helped a lot, otherwise they’re impossible to get on the phone

[JP @jpbrammer]

true strollers will see a 50 minute walk on google maps and think hell yea

[mama bird. @britbird46]

I think I technically *can* do it so my brain is telling me I *must* do it even though my body is like wtf r u insane????

[mama bird. @britbird46]

Deeply sorry for the annoying marathon content but I’m on track to finish my training program RIGHT on time for the race. Why is my brain telling me I will get a bad grade in “race” if I skip my 8 mile long run today even with a 102 fever and was up a lot last night w my 7mo old?

[mama bird. @britbird46]

Situational OCD? Needing the dopamine rush of checking off the box today even if I end up even sicker/more exhausted tomorrow? Ex-religious scrupulousness? Just being silly? All of the above?

[mama bird. @britbird46]

@sug_knight I’m sure it’s not exclusive to us but if it helps I’ve allowed myself to believe this is a Perpetually Thyroid Tired Girlie trait

[mama bird. @britbird46]

@TheDillionaire_ I’m a medium Beyoncé/Miley fan at best and hesitate to overly gush about any major new releases but this track really is my fav from the whole album

[mama bird. @britbird46]

I do think I’ll recover but I just today I had to fully pull off the path and sit on a bench for 10 min bc I started weeping mid-run during the end of the Dear Edward audiobook

[(taylour’s version)🫧 @tveitidk]

the tortured poets department

[mama bird. @britbird46]

Oh my god

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Me and the girlies on the way to see Dune 2, a movie about a spice world