Abam

Comedian/Writer

[Abam @AdamBroud]

[On set of the hit Swedish TV show "So You Think You Can Flørgën"]

Contestant: *Begins to flärgën*

Judge: It's a no from me

[Abam @AdamBroud]

It’s giving thanks

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Every day is a new opportunity to learn something horrific

[Abam @AdamBroud]

every time a taco bell rings an angel gets its diarrhea

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Incredible job to whoever chose this picture under the critical reception part for Mariah Carey’s Glitter (2001) page on Wikipedia

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land

[Abam @AdamBroud]

You gotta be friggin kidding me

[Abam @AdamBroud]

My wife trolled me with pictures at moab today

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

the longer you use an app, the more difficult it should be to scroll. each scroll should ratchet up the resistance until it takes a massive amount of physical effort to move the page, like trying to pedal uphill

[Abam @AdamBroud]

@nihilists4jesus Oh, nice. Thanks man

[Abam @AdamBroud]

@MikeJonesSez what other proof do you need?

[Abam @AdamBroud]

So headaches are just the autism trying to get out

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

it’s funny that trump had to deal with elon musk for a few months and came away going “we really have to destroy autism”

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.

[steven @egyptian_neenan]

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Just got a message from someone that my comedy show run by two straight white guys is “too trans” to go to, so I’d say we’re definitely entering a very normal time in America

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

I plead with my MAGA friends out there, do not take out your anger about Charlie Kirk’s death on young white men, they are not all killers!