Brittany Coates

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YT: DetoxandTeaTalks 🎥
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Capriquarius ♑♒

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

Nurse thought: I could get sued for talking about a patient I met at some point in my life w/o identifying info, but when I go to get my prescriptions from the pharmacy, I gotta tell my full name, birthday, health insurer, and medical issues to all 5 people in line behind me 😅

[💋Ronnie Babyy💋 @_pinkmollly]

If you don't notice that different water brands taste different ... You don't drink enough water

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

What kind of snacker are you?

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

Sometimes when I'm feeling down I'll do my best impression of my cats attention seeking variation of *meow* to try to trick them out of their hiding spots and into coming to me for affection or playtime

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???

[Sequoia @takal_1]

When you find a teachable man or woman, keep them.
I think they're the closest to 'perfect'

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

S/o babe for cleaning all the snow and ice off my car and warming it so I don't miss Euphoria or have to do it in the AM before work 🥺💜

[teryn @youngtiddy]

don’t bite the hand that fingers u or however it goes

[tinybaby @tinybaby]

the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"

[bartleby the girl boss 💅🏻 @kathcor3]

i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you

[. @j_maccch]

Plz explain to me like I am 5 why congress feels the need to cap nurses pay when my hospital CEO is making millions to do what ….

PLZ EXPLAIN LIKE I AM 5

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

When you were gonna get taco bell as a Friday reward after work but they had a guest have a heart attack mid burrito inside so you can't 🥲

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

@BrianEntin I guess f*ck us 🥲 I'm a nurse case manager (25, very young for the job) and I barely afford my apartment with utilities and my health insurance and prescription co-pays which are over $1000 because my nausea "isn't cancer induced" but put me in the ER 3+ times a month regardless

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

The constant question of: do I hate my ringtone? Or do I just hate my phone ringing??

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

@SeanParnellUSA Met you while campaigning in 2020 and was SO excited to find a candidate I was excited to vote for! As someone who has had an absent father my whole life, I could only WISH my dad would have fought for me like this, I wish you luck, your kids deserve 2 parents who want them 💜

[zae @itszaeok]

i'm finna tell maddy about nate and cassie myself this is getting ridiculous

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

My man shows me absolutely unconditional love the way a mom or a pet does, and best believe he gets that in return because wow did I not know that kind of love existed otherwise 🥺💜

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

S/O to my ex who made me realize even in a pandemic/lockdown, I'd rather be alone than with his crusty self at the end of the world

[Brittany Coates @britbit101]

My man sets ALL 15 of my morning alarms for me every night without me ever asking because he never wants me to worry about it, and honestly, that's love to me 🥲💕