Brittney Blankenship

prepare yourself for a bunch of puns and dogs

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

If a guy says he's nervous about #MeToo, just remind him that we come down pretty hard on murderers too, and ask him why that doesn't make him nervous. If he says, "Because I haven't murdered anyone," then you've learned something new about your friend.

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

@JoshBlankey You’re only 7 months away!!!!

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

I keep complaining that May 2020 is so far away but damn it’s already almost October. Time is flying by.

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

#IBelieveSurvivors and I’m tired of having to explain why

[Kaitlin B Curtice @KaitlinCurtice]

Women:
RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

I’m back y’all.... be ready for just a bunch of retweets

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

@lillitreatch Thank youuu! It’s a long time coming!

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

@lillitreatch I’ll finally be done with school 😊😊😊😊

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

@ally_kathryn Just for today

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

Natural vibes 🌸

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

@ally_kathryn Just for today

[Brittney Blankenship @britblank23]

I've already taken two naps today. #saturdaze

[People @people]

Update: @IMKristenBell and @daxshepard1 are still #goals. #GoldenGlobes

[Andrea @dancepardi]

Celebrating the birth of baby Jesus by bringing joy to the people of Walmart🎄🎁🤶 #merrychristmas #mrsclaus

[🌙𝑀𝒪𝑅𝑅𝐼𝒢𝒜𝒩 ✨ @GayGothMermaid]

Don't husband him if he:

- Shames victims
- Shames sexually liberated women
- Uses a toxic term like "daddy issues"
- Is a misogynistic POS https://t.co/VZED6nxwjm

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The @Carrier Corporation wants to outsource 2,100 good paying American union jobs to Mexico where they will pay workers $3 an hour.