@MacyIrvin I never check twitter so I just saw this. I have a picture of the dark mark you drew years ago during a Harry Potter premiere so I can confirm!
Moms: We are drowning. Help.
Everyone: Wow youβre superhuman!
Moms: What? No. Can you just helβ
Everyone: I donβt know how you do it!
Moms: Weβre not. Help us.
Everyone: OMG youβre amazing tho πππ
When National Geographic said the average American would look like this by 2050 I had no idea it's bc most of the population would be descended from Nick Cannon.
@BettyCrocker I just got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee cake mix and saw there is a step missing from the instructions. It doesnβt say to pour into the pan, this will mess some people up. #fyi
The way you spend your time changes significantly when you have a baby (especially if you're a woman who decides to breastfeed). I think this is best explained visually. Here's what my time looks like before and after:
I need to stop ordering Girl Scout cookies from the adorable girl neighborhood.. I hate going to the store and seeing the booths selling Girl Scout cookies and I canβt buy them because I already know I have them on the way ππ #wherearemycookies#GirlScoutCookies