ℬrittany ℳerrick

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Just saw the biggest spider known to man in my kitchen, feeling like its time to wrap up this working holiday and move back to Canada🥲

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

@S4MBRUNT0N Outrageous

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Tbh the biggest cultural shock since I moved to NZ is that Caesar salad is never on the menu at restaurants and you can’t find Caesar dressing in grocery stores??

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

There was a huge spider in my room the other day and while I was trying to get something to kill it with ran away down the vent. I have been living in fear ever since

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Apple must have an update that fucks with your quality of photos when they release a new phone right? Surely my camera wasn’t always a POS

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

My coworker asked to switch shifts for today so she could start an hour earlier. She was the only server on during that time and got a $200 tip on a $100 bill🥲

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Buzz fasho was at the capitol

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Paid my roomie $20 to drive me to work so I could open the bar on time but I don’t even work for another 5 hours :)))))

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

😩💀

[ma$ 🌬️ @mqsvn]

almost had a 3sum last night just needed 2 more bitches

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

I bought a fish a few months ago because Sam has never had one as a pet. Yesterday I came home to a frog because he wanted to get our fish a friend🥺

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Just watched 47 shooting stars (and three bats) in an hour and a half on a dock on a lake surrounded by beautiful mountains with my wonderful boyfriend so life is good right now

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

My grandma is so out of pocket commenting this on my cousins Facebook😭 I should have never made her a Facebook😂😭

[Melo @MELOD1P]

if it ain’t crack let her run track

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Days like today make me homesick, definitely has nothing to do with how my home in Guelph has AC tho

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

Ok I know how this sounds but I’m going to need y’all to take my word when I say Pokémon Go is the move this Summer. So download it w my referral code 6TB2Y4MXY, and add me as a friend(0340 0699 6392) and send me gifts pls

[ℬrittany ℳerrick @britmerrick]

No gym tricep day has ever compared to the work out I just did by pumping up six bikes at work