Michael Chapman

im a bloke. I pee standing up. Usually.

[Michael Chapman @britmick]

@stats_feed Very little pubic hair

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@Jay82_LFC Plus it looks like Elliotts leaving! Getting a bit nervous now. Wonder if Jordan Ibe's available.

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@timecaptales Harold Shipman

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@MaddockMirror Jan Molby

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@stats_feed white dogshit

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@Unexplained Gary

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@timmyrichieb Bull

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@SoVeryBritish Casino Royale coronation

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@AdamJSmithy How is a studs first challenge on the ankle nowhere near the ball not a red card?

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@mattletiss7 Do you support Liverpool?

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@AnfieldWatch Absolute fuckin shite

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@GordonRamsay @GordonRamsayGRR anyone else think this looks shite?

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@SnookerLoopy_ @OOCSnooker Dott.

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@CheapPanini please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaassssseeeeeeee????????????

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@JimBethell Evil.

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@Niall_Boylan Did you play for Liverpool in the 70's?

[Eleanor Mcgee @nurseforethics]

It has taken me sometime to get here but here I am .
I am finding my voice. https://t.co/n1lC05zpJ9

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@talkSPORT Balotelli

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@AgreeT0D1sagree Thanks darlin