britney bitch

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be Americas next top model.

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Me sober: *avoids eye contact with everyone *

Me drunk: omg biiiiitch what’s up i haven’t seen you since 2013!!! You want a shot let’s do fuckin shots yes!!! Omg i saw it was your moms birthday yesterday i love her!!! Sorry i didn’t like the post !! But I fuckin love u!!

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

I was talking to my mom and my boyfriends sisters today about golden doodles and accidentally said golden dildos so there’s that

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@bridget_bayer 😭😭😭😭

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@2kawaii2diie Now you know what to say next time

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

How many other people got this text

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Happy Valentine’s Day. I hear someone SOBBING through the walls of my apartment rn

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Is feeling blessed 😇

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@mangomeagan Can we stop at rook before brunch Sunday

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Everyday i have 2 nesspresso pods and then i have a large iced coffee from rook so it would probably be easier cheaper and better for me to just do coke

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@mangomeagan There’s one in freehold by the mall and then one in wall by the salon!!!

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Day drinking is cool until you get the shakes at 2am

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@deeedobbs Shut uppppp should we

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

I fell for the middle part. I tried to ditch my skinny jeans. I’ve unironically used the word rizz. But if these fucking kids think I’m gonna shave the tail of my eyebrow off

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@mangomeagan I need decorations

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Be careful who you’re talking shit to because like 6 months ago i was doing some ladies hair and talking about how shitty the shop rite by me is and then like 2 weeks later i found out she literally owned that shop rite and i have not stopped thinking about it since

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

The older i get the less people i have that’s it’s socially acceptable to send those pervy holiday chain texts to 😓

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

If i don’t hit the curb when i pull into a parking spot how would i ever know that I’m close enough to it

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

Stop coming to get your hair done when you’re sick plz 😥

[britney bitch @britneyborejko]

@mangomeagan @TSmitttty