Britney Spears’s Diva Cup

I’m everything I’ve ever wanted to be: pretty, funny, and stupid

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all you need to know about me is that I will share deeply embarrassing things about myself and my life with pretty much anyone as long as I think it’ll get a laugh

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Dr. Worm’s wife…Mrs. Egg…..

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I like to think that this guy is the client of a dominatrix and he kindly requests that she refer to him as dr. worm e.g., “lick my boot, dr. worm!”

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Weapons (Cregger, 2025)

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idk what some of you people keep going on about Europe for, none of these people wash their hands!!!

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tbh after I had lumpia for the first time I completely understood why she said it like that

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Cameron Diaz “Lumpia, Adobo” Philippines interview

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mitski is back

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I like to think that this guy is the client of a dominatrix and he kindly requests that she refer to him as dr. worm e.g., “lick my boot, dr. worm!”

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reconciling my childhood desire of hosting big dinners and parties for friends and family with my reality as an adult who doesn’t like having people in my house quite frankly!

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I love applying for historical grants in Philly bc I’m just like “have you ever heard of a little guy named Benjamin Franklin…”

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I just want people to know who I’m seeing 🧍🏻‍♀️

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lately I’ve been feeling restless in my body and like I need to reinvent myself much more frequently. which could mean nothing!

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sometimes I’ll experience something in my body and I’m like oh no I should see a doctor. but then I realize that the problem I’m having is being almost 30. and probably that I don’t get enough fiber in my diet.

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getting summer Fridays at work: 😄
getting summer Fridays at work to raise morale bc there’s no money for promotions for the foreseeable future: 😦

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trying to figure out if the white boy next to me at the show is a bad dancer or just straight up on ket

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ran into a guy I went to hs with and he said I was so tatted now, and I said I know don’t I look so tough! and he said well!

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I got goosebumps reading this omg

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Jinkx Monsoon is set to take over the role of Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘OH, MARY!’ on Broadway.

Beginning August 4, and play a limited eight-week engagement through September 27.

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why are you, as an adult woman, named karleigh?

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@lsdcuredme

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I had so much fun being drunk and loud with my friends this weekend. unfortunately, I’m now violently hungover and throwing up at brunch!

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pointless opinion, but it pisses me off so bad when a speakeasy is advertised! it’s just a bar overcharging at that point!