Britni (Diamond) Bender

i analyze

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@TheWeeeOne @sosadtoday

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@TheWeeeOne if u don't follow her and read her books, start now!

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@JetBlue @Delta honestly can one of u guys just give me a free flight??? Come on voucher guys!!!

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@JetBlue nice flight attendants tho.

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@JetBlue flight 502 and very disappointed, no TVs (haven't been configured), internet just started. Terrible! Should have flown @Delta

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Watch debate on mute. Pretend hil is ur masseuse greeting u in serenity room asking if u prefer lavender or eucalyptus. V relaxing this way.

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When he doesn't buy boats or planes though.

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when trump just said "my 10 yr old son is so good w. the computer" i think he just answered the ? of how to make america great again.

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Told my cab driver I wasn't sure where I wanted to go and asked if I can uber everywhere.

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The olympics is just America playing sports in another country.

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The Genius Bar at the Apple Store in Williamsburg is going to be LIT

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All dudes are fuck boys until u fuck up their shit enough to not be. Or become friends with their mom.

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I don't understand the smokers who while smoking, put the the cigarette in the ash tray every two drags

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I analize. https://t.co/ODuvAJLSa8

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@EliteDaily https://t.co/oPdxGC3k0p

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After 10 PM - all I do is lose the remote, lose the lighter, and forget to turn off the light...

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"Janis made the most amazing carrot cake..." - that's it. Do you get that?

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Here’s The Truly Insane Sh*t All Yogis Have Heard Their Instructors Say https://t.co/ZbbymyQhby via @EliteDaily