Britny

Mrs. Aaron Cleveland. Kensley and Oliver's mom. Registered Nurse. Advocate for Equality.

[Britny @britny_delane]

I really need @taylorswift13 to drop #reputationtaylorsversion on Black Friday.

[Britny @britny_delane]

Currently headed to see @WadeBowen and @randyrogersband with @MEdCleveland
Married 11 years and still fight over a her fact that we danced to One Woman and not Who I Am. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Britny @britny_delane]

When @taylorswift13 said, “Did all the extra credit and got graded on a curve.” She drug @scooterbraun. Mother works hard, yet her pennies made his crown. #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[Britny @britny_delane]

@BryanforHD2 sucks to suck, dude.

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

A Capitol staffer alleged in an an internal complaint that state Rep. Bryan Slaton, R-Royse City, had “sexual relations” with an intern two weeks ago. The new details come from a complaint filed to the House General Investigating Committee.

https://t.co/SHFEdfFNPV

[Britny @britny_delane]

@Disney @TheUltimatum In the live action Frozen, please use Colby as Hans but give Madlyn all his royalties. Use the power for good!

[Britny @britny_delane]

@mattwertz When you said “I’d be lying through my teeth if I told you that I’m ok.”
Did that get better, or did we just all become adults? 💀

[Britny @britny_delane]

If there’s a high I’m chasing, is the audacity of the @CDCgov

[Britny @britny_delane]

If I ever request a @taylorswift13 song without the words Taylor’s Version behind it, call the police. It’s a cry for help.

[Britny @britny_delane]

Jake Gyllenhaal really didn’t deserve @taylorswift13 throwing him any party, ever. Especially since his raggedy ass stood her up for her own six days prior. #TheMomentIKnew #jakegyllenhaalisoverparty

[Britny @britny_delane]

As a person two years into a #WondreyPlus subscription, hearing Candice Delong describe sexual abuse made me unsubscribe…
#rapeculture
#killerpsychepodcast
#themendendezbrothers
@WonderyMedia

[Britny @britny_delane]

My 5 year old, “Kid’s car seats are safer than grown ups. If you get in a wreck with me you may die but I won’t.”
#kids
@Britax @BabyTrend @GracoBaby

[Britny @britny_delane]

@Jeep makes an all terrain el Camino but y’all don’t want to talk about that.

[Britny @britny_delane]

@ParkerMcCollum come the fuck on.

[Britny @britny_delane]

Introducing #threeholepunchjim to the kids. @theofficetv @johnkrasinski

[Britny @britny_delane]

Big David Rose energy.. @danjlevy

[Dan Rowe @DankCrowe]

Abbott’s killing spree started long before the pandemic and it is far from over.

[Britny @britny_delane]

@GregAbbott_TX in case you’re wondering what it looks like to give a resounding fuck you, and all of your efforts, to every frontline worker this is it. @Nurse_Problems @aorn @NationalNurses @ANANursingWorld

[Britny @britny_delane]

As a person who has consistently been fucked over for doing the right thing, I want to remind people the right thing is worth doing.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be very clear: the scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not represent who we are. What we are seeing is a small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness. This is not dissent, it's disorder. It borders on sedition, and it must end. Now.

[Britny @britny_delane]

Dear Every Sweet Secular Deity, please let Texas Senator Rafael Edward Cruz @tedcruz choke on his booger. I don’t care if the consumption is captured like last time. Just let his opinions reflect the lack of presentation.
I ask that he survives, and has a life changing moment.