bratty b

All I care about is my dog, plants, too much tv, and collecting old junk. 🍕🐕🌵🌖📽🔮🔭🗝

[bratty b @britsauce]

"Beauty fades. Dumb is foreva." - Judge Judy

[Katlyn Skye @katlynskye24]

On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety.

My driver missed numerous turns, prolonging my ride. In the midst of D.C. traffic, he almost hits a car and slams on his breaks, stopping about a foot from the car in front of him-

[bratty b @britsauce]

@dog_rates @Trupanion Pits are the best dogs! Meet Gretel 💖

[bratty b @britsauce]

@katlynskye24 You think you’re living to 108? Ok 🤣

[bratty b @britsauce]

@onetinyspark Hahaha Leesburg’s Roy Rogers are legendary. I’ve eaten pounds of their pickles from the the fixins bar

[bratty b @britsauce]

@DanielLeeRoth This makes me and @stupidbillchubb very happy.

[bratty b @britsauce]

@NoVaxB1 @realDonaldTrump Because the red parts are mostly dirt and corn. Look at a population density map you dumby.

[bratty b @britsauce]

@katlynskye24 Not independent when it comes to hitting me up about cooking. 😏🧐

[bratty b @britsauce]

@katlynskye24 And wtf did Linda say?!

[bratty b @britsauce]

@meghanyaj Couldn’t do it fast enough

[bratty b @britsauce]

@christinacrrll TIME WELL SPENT

[bratty b @britsauce]

@leahhtyrrell @VCU Grow up!! This will save people’s lives. @VCU might not have told everyone when you wanted but this is a global emergency so shit isn’t going to unfold perfectly. They’re not stealing anything. It’s in a box and you’ll be just fine. Turn on the news if you need some perspective.

[bratty b @britsauce]

“See, that's what happens when you don't copyright your high school band names.” #reaperofdeath

[Complex @Complex]

T-Rex's older cousin, the #ReaperOfDeath has been discovered in Canada: https://t.co/QDcbXpiO6b

[bratty b @britsauce]

@realDonaldTrump Wow. You can find a way to ruin anything, huh? #startrek #spacefarce

[bratty b @britsauce]

@kmsyes 🙋🏻‍♀️We were too young and drunk that year to remember.

[bratty b @britsauce]

@katlynskye24 Do. Not. 🙅🏻‍♀️

[bratty b @britsauce]

Thank you @PennyLanePubRVA for playing 80’s goth rock and old school @jimmyeatworld 🙌

[bratty b @britsauce]

@katlynskye24

[bratty b @britsauce]

@calebsaysthings Richmond VA has Duck Man. He’s an older guy that rides around on his bike all hours of the night quacking like a duck. A very realistic quack I might add... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[bratty b @britsauce]

@katlynskye24 That bird would be a chicken nugget if that dog was Gretel. 🤣☠️

[bratty b @britsauce]

@anthony___smith That gif 😵🤣

[bratty b @britsauce]

So who still uses twitter?