brittany skolnick

can you believe this shit

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

but marjorie…

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Today there were major shifts in global leaderships.

Evil is being defeated by the hand of God.

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@Jasminisfunny @take0utcoffees @ChappellRoan hi! do you mind sharing what ear protection you use? I’m having a hard time finding ear protection that fits my dog well

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@BianchiWeather @DENAirport Chris pls what’s the outlook for flights out of DIA tomorrow morning with this next band? I moved a flight this morning (that left on time 🥲) to tomorrow and am worried I’ll regret that

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

I already knew I��d be insufferable seeing Hozier at Red Rocks but after listening to his new album infinity times I actually don’t know if I’ll recover from seeing him live

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@shmanashmate lmao you forget to @ me or

[just matt @questionableway]

when you’re the dean of a community college and you have good news and bad news

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@slapNslide This is the only correct answer and I had to scroll too far yesterday to like a random person’s reply that said this

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@slapNslide @John_Mahaffey6 saw the tweet and was about to send to you before realizing it was your quote tweet

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

should I be concerned that my top 3 favorite movies from the last year all had me like this for a week

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@slapNslide a college ex bf picked this to watch on Valentine’s Day thinking it was your classic rom com, and I cried so hard he had to pause the movie for a solid 20 minutes before we could finish it

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@slapNslide “So even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

Ok it’s probably that I’ve slept a cumulative 5 hours this whole week, but it’s been 4 days since I finally saw Everything Everywhere All At Once and I cry like twice a day thinking about it. The chokehold this movie has me in

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

Attention all I just saw @SteveMartinToGo play the banjo live and sobbed the entire time

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

Attention all this is now a Steve Martin Banjo fan account sorry but I don’t make the rules

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

What an idiot

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

@shmanashmate If you decide it sucks I’m calling the FBI

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

A vaccine passport, but for making sure everyone has seen Ted Lasso if they want to participate in society

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

How I imagine the conversation is going between the FBI and every idiot that made it into the Capitol Building and then immediately posted it to all their social media

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

“Well, that could be any bald guy.”

“Look at me, me, David Garvin, stealin’ TVs.”
https://t.co/l44LlPW9ET

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

Trump trying to tweet from his POTUS account and twitter taking it down

[brittany skolnick @britskol]

Damn wish trump could tweet so I could know his reaction to being banned from tweeting