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opinions are my own, but they should be yours too

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

@MillerLite your twist off caps are supposed to twist off!!!!!!

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

One of the best episodes of tv ever created

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

since we’re on the topic of funny veep moments i’d like to bring everyone’s attention to the jonad files… i still have no idea how any of the actors managed to keep a straight face during this scene 😭

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

We deserve the battle of the baptism World Cup final!!!!!!

[Laia Cervelló Herrero @Laia_Cervello]

So this could turn out to be a World Cup final.

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

Our coach literally brought 1 fishing shirt to wear to the World Cup

[Joe @JoePostingg]

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

Going into MNF up by 30 pts against a fantasy opponent who only has 1 player left to play, but of course that one player is Bijan Robinson

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

The fun thing about pregnancy is it’s either the most amazing miracle or the most fucked up torture and there’s no way to know which kind of day lies ahead

[Tre’Shon @tre3shon]

tis the season

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

*Me in a mandatory settlement conference* Your honor, you’re kinda coming off as a bitch right now

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

Need more original, women focused, all star, mid budget New York comedies that end in a random musical number!

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

Not now sweetie mommy is sleuthing on Reddit to figure out why Shaun White and Nina Dobrev called off their engagement

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

Omg @MacrodosingPod played my voicemail on the pod my life is literally complete!!!! Stay handsome stay beautiful @PFTCommenter @ArianFoster

[🤷🏼‍♀️ @shmanashmate]

We don’t need more AI to improve society, we need clear, quality auto of @halsey singing Remembering Sunday with @AllTimeLow !!!!!!! I’m so sure it could heal this country pls do something @AlexGaskarth !!!!!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

ICE forces U.S. Army Purple Heart veteran to deport—after taking 2 bullets in combat.

Sae Joon Park "miraculously" survived being shot in spine—then given 3 weeks to deport to South Korea.

Will miss dying mother's funeral—then his daughter's wedding.

Was legally in U.S. under deferred action as a Purple Heart veteran—after getting clean from a drug addiction arrest brought on by PTSD.

"People were saying 'You took two bullets for this country. Like you’re more American than most of the Americans living in America,'" he explained.

#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

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[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Netanyahu began this war with his attack on Iran. In the process, he sabotaged US-Iran negotiations on nuclear issues and assassinated Ali Shamkhani, Iran’s lead nuclear negotiator.

The US must not be dragged into another illegal Netanyahu war – either militarily or financially.