Britt Snowden

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends' nose.

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

I don't need a sugar daddy I need an Olive Garden daddy

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

So excited for #HouseOfTheDragon to be back and see what new insults people come up with for sir crispy

[nicole ❤️‍🔥 @nicolesversi0n]

did you really beam me up?

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

Well it didn't work the first time so let's try a daily dose

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

I truly believe if I watched Mamma Mia! once a week it would cure my depression let's find out

[Maci 🐞 @WisteriaRising]

There’s a snake in my boot actually is the most Debutation coded thing ever when you think about it

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

Finding out that @Beansyisms turned 40 this year blew my mind. The epitome of aging gracefully. Kids and Frank?? I'd be stressed 25/8 she makes it look so easy. Happy late birthday if you see this Becca 😂

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

How did Bones get 12 seasons the very first six episodes include flesh eating beetles and cannibalism and saving a death row inmate what else can happen in 11 more seasons

[more @easytissue]

feliz fresh out the slammer for those who celebrate

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

You're telling me Mayday Parade is releasing an album the same day as Taylor Swift I don't think my emotions are going to fare well on Friday RIP me

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

How am I supposed to take this party seriously when they’re all making Zoolander faces at me?!

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

TFW you pick up your dog and he toots

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

Sure you can be happy with your life but can you be drunk with your husband and be blowing raspberries at your dogs and getting them riled up at 9:45 on a Monday night

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

She also disliked him, FWIW

[jess @enchantedjess13]

gonna take a leaf out of taylor’s book and start making elaborate countdowns to really good pictures of myself like why not

[shiny bug vega @vampl0r]

do you think taylor feels like belle when she teaches the beast how to read

[geronimo Toy Story updates @gerothebolter]

well they both ended jake gyllenhaal on a bridge

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Michelle: You just wanna show everyone your ankles, huh?

Barack: Why you hating on my non-swollen ankles, Michelle?

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

Did @FAlvarez8085 write this

[Britt Snowden @britt__ricketts]

I didn't know @GregDybec moonlights as a Costco employee! #BagLunch

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[jynx @jynxbby]

i’m glad manslaughter is a crime

men should never laugh