Brittany Parker

Comp.Sci. / Software Engineer / Crime fighter

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@emilykmay What’s the real complaint about? Having children? Having a nice home? A husband? Every single one of those things… there is a woman that would kill to have one of those. Just saying.

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@seabbyy That doesn’t mean he cheated.

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@luxemiaa Girl you better steal that man and marry him!

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@longislandviper So what about passkey? They can circumvent that too?

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@ChipotleTweets Why did it leave in the first place? Is this the hot honey?

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@xevekiah I don’t mind that. I’d also want it to be illegal to scam a guy into being a father when it could be someone else’s. It should also be illegal to have an abortion if the guy wants the child. It takes two to create life.

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@anothercohen @TVPadmanabhan1 @hrnext I thought you were 52.

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@Strandjunker Unfortunately, seems he was radicalized at a liberal college. They said he wasn’t into politics until he came back from college and that was when he became fascinated with wanting to silence and kill republicans.

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@BigBicNick Dumb as hell. Furnishing proof isn’t a big deal.

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@GeneralMCNews @grok Is this true?

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@anothercohen That’s when the saying, “Looks can deceive.” goes a long way. But you can always go test it out with a challenge. Make sure to film it. Maybe it’ll go viral!

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@twomewtoo @nerdinmed @_parasocial @AaronTheWitcher You did. I took a screenshot. You said, “bring her down a peg by calling her a nurse.” And she also insinuates it by her original message. If I were you, I’d delete all this and ask her too before it goes viral and you piss off an entire organization of women.

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@nerdinmed @_parasocial @AaronTheWitcher @twomewtoo I have to say that both of you are disgusting for thinking nurses are a peg beneath you. There’s a clear reason why you’re single and will stay single.

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@anothercohen Not getting your 8 hours of sleep can be difficult. You’ll be fine though.

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@spauldingtbear @UpTambourine That’s a sin.

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@MikeWingerii What this really says is how much you think of yourself because I promise you nobody else cares. Everyone is wrapped into their own lives to really care about your worshipping,

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@krassenstein Can you stfu like literally I bet if Biden did this you would praise it and be like “corporate greed!”

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@ThinkTwiceVice @GeneralMCNews It’s coming with the invention of glasses that capture and use AI. Everyone will be recording 24/7. It’s going to be a wild place. Maybe another 5-10 years?

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@selmacashmoney Is this a parody?

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@emilykmay He licks it 3x a day.