brittany

full-time dog mom 🌞

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[Luke @mothrasattorney]

Why are rapists being invited on Jimmy Fallon's talk show?

[club shy-hulud @aseperatecinema]

“She’s beautiful without believing that gives her permission to be uninteresting.” oh he gathered

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Muscle gain taking 12 months to notice and fat gain taking 3 days is a terrible design flaw in human.

[Ontario Liberal Party | Parti Libéral de l'Ontario @OntLiberal]

Doug Ford said he gutted OSAP because students were misusing the money and the program was too expensive.

But it was @fordnation who was mismanaging OSAP.

95% of a $465 million increase went to private career colleges, not Ontario’s public colleges and universities.

#onpoli

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[cee @1ovesickkk]

when i overshare its embarrassing but when others overshare im so happy to be here i just want to know everything about you

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

People b saying things so definitively. Like man I think it depends

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

[rose @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[trash jones @jzux]

it’s ok if you’re a DJ but don’t do it in front of me

[lxy ☆ @organicshorty]

a lot of ppl be assholes at their jobs cause that’s the only place they feel powerful in

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Chris Brown put out a loser signal & they assembled like the Loser Avengers

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

Chris brown fans are such loser ass bitches it’s not even funny