brittanykking

Writer and content marketer.

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

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@JLawww14 Lawson did you get married??? Congrats!!!

[Christin @hexprax]

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

showing up to the function w the guy I just told my friends I'm done with

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It’s here !!!

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

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My dad texts stream-of-consciousness style

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Me: I have a degree in English. I am a seasoned writer and do it for a living.
I am very smart.

Also me:

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Unsolved Mysteries, the show about gruesome unsolved murders and disappearances. Rated TV-MA for smoking.

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Every time I pass this ugly ass sign I can’t help but think...

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@muvamelanin I think our SOs graduated from the same college of deception

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@1BR_Film As I told my friend @JanSiery, I was so stressed my feet were sweating 😪😪😪😪😪😪 SO GOOD.

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How late to the game could I possibly be? Finally watching @1BR_Film.

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@allietuma Thanks for the fucking info Yitz

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All of my friends know me but not all of my friends REALLY know me

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

do you think a dog knows he looks handsome when he wears a little bandanna

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Me trying to end the conversation

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

*Anthony Kiedis voice*

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@courtneympage spot on

[Blake Wexler 🫵 @BlakeWexler]

I can’t stop laughing at the reasoning for Twister’s PG-13 rating